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Useful Data - the Light at the End of the Tunnel
- Would the last person to leave please turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
- I followed the light at the end of the tunnel but it turned out to be a reflection.
- I sought the light at the end of the tunnel; I found a mirror.
- There is light at the end of the tunnel, sadly the tunnel is a sewer.
- "Owing to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice. Thank you."
- The light at the end of the tunnel is at red.
- The light at the end of the tunnel illuminates a sign saying "Lift Out Of Order".
- I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Let's buy more tunnel.
- The light at the end of the tunnel may not be an oncoming train - it could be the muzzle-flash of a belt-fed automatic weapon.
- A light? No, I said there's a BLIGHT at the end of the tunnel.
- If you can see light at the end of the tunnel, you're having a near-death experience.
- There is light at the end of every tunnel. But which end are you heading toward?
- There is a light at the end of the tunnel. The treasure is at the other end, behind the dragon.
- To reduce climate change, the light at the end of the tunnel will be replaced by a solar-powered light.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is caused by a luminescent fungus, feeding off the corpses of the other suckers who walked all the way down there.
- Prove to me there's light at the end of the tunnel! You're just saying there is because you want to believe there is. I don't care what you think you see! I want PROOF!! You're just trying to manipulate my brain, sod off and leave me alone!
- The light at the end of the tunnel is the lure of a flesh-eating tuskworm.
- Oh, sure there's a light. But it's surrounded by dark!
- The light at the end of the tunnel is some twat bringing you more work.
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